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However, some high-integrity dating platforms have chosen to fight back.

One unfortunate would-be-funny-if-he-weren’t-so-crude single got kicked off e Harmony for answering the personal question, “What do you like most in a woman? The dating site flagged the profile for its inappropriate language and kept this dick from offending single women online.

” One politically savvy guy sent a first message reading, “On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight? Another smooth talker simply said, “Guess what I’m wearing? The key is to be original, amusing, and flattering all at once.

When going from bad date to bad date and waiting forever for someone decent to reply, it’s easy to forget that online dating is supposed to be fun.

Like, you’re supposed to enjoy the chance to have a city’s worth of singles judge how you look and what words you use to describe yourself. I know it can be tough, but online dating doesn’t need to feel so soul-crushing.

No doubt this lonely dude thought a sexual reference would be a flirtatious way to get a girl’s attention, and, hey, points for creativity.

But, as Joke Over said in its meme: You’re doing it wrong.

“You look different in your online profile,” she tells him.

The guy replies, “I was impressing you with my Photoshop skills.” Ugh, I wish this were just a joke and not so painfully true.

Another online dater says she wants to quickly meet dates offline “to lower the odds of me being turned off by your shoddy grammar and punctuation.” Smart. Have you lived in a box (but not a Tardis) for the past decade?

Dating sites don’t always attract the intellectual elite, so nerdy memes about online dating are really amusing to grammar sticklers, like me, who weep for the literary skills of their peers. OK, long time-wimey story short, the Doctor is contacted by a young woman named Oswin who says she crash-landed and has been under Dalek siege for months, making souffles to pass the time. She was killed, and all that’s left of her consciousness is trapped inside a Dalek.

Catfishing isn’t funny when it happens to you, but it is funny when people make jokes about it on the web.

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