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Like the time a guy messaged me, “Can we skip to the sux part? Hilarious online dating anecdotes both amuse and comfort people exploring a brave new world of rejection and hookups.We’ve collected our favorite funny jokes about online dating to let weary singles know they aren’t alone in thinking that modern dating is actually quite ridiculous. No matter how many times you tell guys that dick jokes and dick pics and dick moves are neither attractive nor appropriate, some willful singles just can’t resist pushing their gross brand of humor on dating websites.

Other funny cards emphasize how sexy good grammar can be in online chats.

“You had me at the proper use of ‘you’re'” one Pinterest card reads.

The males in the class wrote “Woman, without her man, is nothing.” The Females wrote “Woman!

An english professor wrote up on the board “woman without her man is nothing” and told his students to punctuate it.

You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long he will last. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife? Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.” The first two guys were amazed.

If you’re not pushing one around, then you’re riding it. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. “She said, ‘get out from under the bed and fight like a man’.” A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth.

” One politically savvy guy sent a first message reading, “On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight? Another smooth talker simply said, “Guess what I’m wearing? The key is to be original, amusing, and flattering all at once.

Simon Barrett tweeted out this gem: “Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan?

Another online dater says she wants to quickly meet dates offline “to lower the odds of me being turned off by your shoddy grammar and punctuation.” Smart. Have you lived in a box (but not a Tardis) for the past decade?

Dating sites don’t always attract the intellectual elite, so nerdy memes about online dating are really amusing to grammar sticklers, like me, who weep for the literary skills of their peers. OK, long time-wimey story short, the Doctor is contacted by a young woman named Oswin who says she crash-landed and has been under Dalek siege for months, making souffles to pass the time. She was killed, and all that’s left of her consciousness is trapped inside a Dalek.

“My wife says….” Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

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