Cop rules for dating my daughter

Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.

Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.

Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I WILL kill you.

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Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car.

You may now see our list and photos of women who are in your area and meet your preferences.

If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating my daughter.

My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.

You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.

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I once broke a man's sternum by accident while doing CPR to save his life. I've worked more car accidents than you'll ever see, the sight of blood doesn't bother me one little bit.

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