Bad dating scenarios

He picked me up right on time and had the reservations made — all good signs, right? The gregarious guy from the party apparently had left on a permanent vacation, and I was suddenly sitting next to Mr. Then, a couple Jack knew sat behind us, and he proceeded to turn completely around and have a conversation with them. —Bethany, MALast weekend marked yet another futile effort at getting a date.

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We met for drinks, and things were really going well.

Handsome, charming, seemingly normal, so I agreed to go on another date with him.

We head to a really nice steakhouse, and after appetizers and his third martini, he starts to speak baby talk to me, as in "Would you wike a wittle kissy-wissy?

" Our steaks arrive and he reached across the table to cut my meat for me!

After a bad breakup, I let my mom set me up with the son of one of her friends.

I knew nothing about him other than his name and the fact that he was 16 years my senior. It ended up being the shortest dinner date in history — a total of 22 minutes, mostly consisting of him making outdated pop culture references in an attempt to relate to me.

I'm completely freaked out, decide I'm going to the bathroom, and he asks if I need help wiping. " She winds up sneaking me through the kitchen, and I slipped her a tip.

(I wish I was making this up.) I make it to the ladies' room, where my waitress walks in after me as I'm planning my escape route, and she says, "Um, I was just listening in on your date. —Kristin, NYThough we had really hit it off on the phone, when we met in person, my blind date looked nothing like he said he did and spent our entire date talking about how unattractive he is and how women constantly reject him, asking me if I thought he was ugly.

Do you mind if we don't go to the place I suggested? Then he says, "Good, 'cause I don't really feel like driving way out there and then bringing your ass all the way back home. Then once I pay for my half and leave my tip, he puts down and asks me if i have any more small bills because he doesn't want to break his other .

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